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The Naughty Nurse Fantasy – Can it really happen?

Picture a typical middle-aged male who has been gravely injured in a bizarre pitchfork accident. He is recovering in a local hospital and trapped in a bed for several days. Our hero, let’s call him Phil, has managed to fight off the nurses who want to insert a Foley catheter into his penis. This is not exactly the type of fondling he has in mind. He implores one particular nurse who has caught his eye for the classic sponge bath only to be turned down.

His dreams are filled with images of his scrub-clad vixen swabbing him down with a warm sponge and then jumping on top of him.

So what are the chances our hero Phil will have any success with one of our lovely medical professionals? Read on and we shall find out together.

We need to establish a little background before we go any further. I do not actually have any firsthand experience as a patient trying to seduce a nurse into my hospital bed. Instead I’ve recruited a number of professional nurses to get their honest take. I’ve assured them that their responses would be confidential. I may have skewed the numbers slightly by choosing only nurses I found attractive. I felt that this would make it more relevant for you, and a heck of a lot more fun for me.

In my very non-scientific survey of a handful of registered nurses who work in hospital environments, I found the following answers insightful.

1. Nurses who have been overtly propositioned while at work: 100%
   




2. Nurses who have been intentionally fondled, groped, or otherwise felt up by a male patient: 100%
   




3. Nurses who, if single at the time, would consider dating a patient after that patient was discharged from the hospital: 60%
   




4. Nurses who are not single that would consider dating or fooling around with a patient under any circumstances: 0%
   




5. Nurses who have fooled around with a patient admitted to the hospital while on the job: 0%
   




6. Nurses who have fooled around with a patient admitted to their unit in the hospital (a patient they did not know previously) while off duty: 0%
   




7. Nurses who would consider hanky panky in their hospital unit: 0%
   




8. Nurses who would consider hanky panky with a patient that had only days to live and no communicable illness: 0% (although this one gave a couple of nurses pause to consider)




9. Nurses who would cause a patient physical pain if he continued overt propositions for sex: 25%
   




10. Nurses who thought my survey and this article are pretty much ridiculous: 100%
    

I heard a lot of stories about patients that were not shy about their desires. I think the answers to these questions speak for themselves. If you like a nurse, the best thing to do is to be polite and let her do her job without you acting like a dipshit. If she’s single and you behave, you may have a shot of scoring a date when that rash clears up. Otherwise you just don’t stand a chance.

I will give you some light at the end of the tunnel. When I posed the scenario in the following manner, it gave a couple of nurses pause:

“A young, athletic, handsome male patient has less than a week to live. He has no communicable diseases and is not taking hazardous medication that could make a lover sick. He is absolutely enamored with you, his nurse and caretaker. You are working late and there is virtually no chance of being discovered in his room. Would you consider fulfilling any part of his last fantasy in his final week of life?”

None of them actually said they’d do it, but they all seemed to at least give it a few seconds of thought. That means there’s a shot at least, should you ever meet all of those criteria. It also means you’ll be dead in a week.

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