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Pussification of Men Worldwide

Our society has been swept over by a tidal wave of insecurity, distrust, and cowardice. This surge of negativity has eroded away our manliness, leaving only the mushy center of a being that could have developed into a real man.

This is the pussification of the entire male sex. The term pussification and the concept upon which it’s based were given to us by the greatest comedian of our time, the late George Carlin. However, it is no laughing matter.

When George brought up this growing problem, he first referred to the degradation of the badass biker crowd by weekend “motorcycle enthusiasts.” But this problem goes much farther than dentists wearing Harley Davidson T-Shirts in their off time.

And before you get all pissed off and launch into some tirade while still protected by the anonymity of the internet, let me first explain that this is not an individual attack on each male, but rather a society-wide problem we are facing. I’m in no way indicating that you are more pussified than I am. But then again, maybe you are. I don’t know. I do know that we cannot face the pussification of half the human race alone.

Be a Man – Combat Pussification

Our society has rendered the innate nature of men impotent by the false values it enforces, the laws it passes, and the sissy representatives we elect to government offices. Men no longer want to be the authoritative voice of reason and the shield for their families. Instead they worry they might miss the latest episode of American Idol and wonder if they should shave their balls.

Now I’m not one to condone violence, but there was a time when men stood up for what was right, and they didn’t back down because of the threat of some police officer on power trip hiding behind a badge. They also had the balls to discipline their children. Discipline doesn’t seem to exist anymore in adults or children.

Men! It’s time to grow a pair!

These days when a “man” sees something he doesn’t like, he crinkles his nose and tries not to say anything, no matter how vile or wrong it may be. He turns on his passive-aggressive turbo-booster and finds ways to indirectly snub the perpetrator.

Around half of these situations could have been avoided with a calm, assertive confrontation, because they come from a misunderstanding or miscommunication. But instead one jackass starts spreading tales about the other and this rapidly fosters a two-sided hatred that could have been avoided with a frank two minute long conversion.

Have you noticed that we live in the communication age, but no one ever talks anymore. Men of old are certainly not known for being expressive about their feelings and all that horseshit, but they certainly said what needed to be said.

No one wants to engage in confrontation, because the other guy might just be packing a 9mm Glock. Our lives are so fucking cushy that we’re scared shitless to die. Men aren’t willing to sacrifice their lives like they once would, because they now value themselves as highly or higher than the good of society.

Don’t get me wrong, there are still plenty of acts of bravery out there. And I commend our military for the things they must endure. Alas, these are the facts of life as we know it. Perhaps some day we will evolve to the point where we value our own lives above violence, and there will be no need for manly men. But today, my friends, is not that day.

Fighting today is yet another example of rampant pussification. Men are both sissified and terrified by guns and smart bombs. What happened to the days of swords and spears when men faced each other eye to eye? Men spent years training to deal with other men who were out of line, instead of spending $600 on a handgun and a box of hollow point bullets. That training fostered respect and self-discipline. These traits are lost of most of today’s men.

Men have gone from face-to-face battle with sharp objects to shooting people from trenches they dug. But it only gets worse. Next they hide in giant steel garbage cans driving around firing cannons at other garbage cans. But that’s not craven enough, next they drop laser guided bombs onto people from a mile overhead in stealth aircraft.

But that’s still not sophisticated enough. Now we send in unmanned aerial vehicles to do our killing for us. As if nuclear weapons and ICBMs aren’t bad enough. I won’t even go there.

It all comes down to the ability to kill with just the slightest twitch of a finger. I contend that’s not a power men were meant to have, and it has led to further pussification. These weapons were invented in times of need when real men wanted to protect the things they loved, but the last few decades have spiraled out of control.

When it takes some muscle to inflict real violence, a man has to really believe in the cause. When a man has to get his fellow man’s blood on him he thinks twice before pulling the knife… unless he’s lunatic. Our society protects the lunatics and prosecutes a man who defends his home. Can you imagine being sued because someone was hurt breaking in to your house?

Without satisfying our natural male urges to protect we enact stupid fucking laws that insure the safety of stupid people who probably deserved to be killed in a tractor accident. I mean think about it… if you don’t want to risk smashing your skull on the pavement at 65mph, you’ll wear a helmet when you ride your motorcycle. Why the hell should society waste it’s time and resources protecting people from their own stupidity and self disregard when we have real problems to deal with?

And then we have today’s comforts. We are so coddled that we complain at the slightest variation in temperature. We slather ourselves in cream just to stand 10 minutes out in the sun (apparently real men need a real ozone layer). If you wander outside without shoes someone always tells you how dangerous it is within six minutes. Come on people!

I’ll be the first to admit that I do like having a hot shower and driving my sports car, but think for a minute about what it was like just over 100 years ago riding horses and reading by candlelight. Or you could go back a little further to the days of the outhouse where bathing was virtually non-existent except in natural bodies of water. Yuck. Real men were real dirty, but they didn’t complain about it. I think you can tolerate a summer day without air conditioning.

So why is this problem only going to get worse? Because it all starts with our children. The pussified male no longer disciplines his children, or he does so with the same passive-aggressive methods he uses on co-workers, neighbors, and that asshole who took his parking space at the grocery store.

Speaking of road-rage, I think that’s just one of many over-reactions and outlets for pent up anger that comes from living a pussified lifestyle where nothing ever gets resolved. Men today need something to hide behind when expressing their anger, and a car door works nicely.

Isn’t it time to man-up and confront the issues in your life? It’s time to get some resolution, discipline your children, and get what you want out of life. I’m not advocating violence in any way, but you need to stand up for what you believe. If you’re not going to follow through, then just relax and let it go entirely.

You don’t need to be a jackass either. You just need to be an assertive man who works hard for the future of his family, society, and the planet. The rest is only dust and ashes.

If you dispense with your passive-aggressive bullshit you will live a happier, richer life.

Reincarnate chivalry in spite of those liberated women who get offended if you hold a door open for them. Raise your children to know what’s right and don’t ever let them get away with anything less, no matter hard it is. Make your own decisions and put away the ridiculous stereotypes. Resolve to always say what you mean, mean what you say, and don’t be a stupid prick because you had a bad day at the office.

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2 Responses to “Pussification of Men Worldwide”

1. blackneoz940 says:

   June 14, 2011 at 7:19 PM

   I totally agree….. I mean,I take Uechi-Ryu Karate, and I toughen MYSELF up, rather than relying on a weapon… I’ve nothing against guns… I personally love Colts, but I rely on myself, not a weapon… Well said, sir…
2. Trev says:

   April 14, 2011 at 11:37 PM

   right you are sir