Fantasy Threesome – Two Girls, One Man’s Dream – Menage Trois

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Two girls on one guy is the quintessential male fantasy. The “why” of this cannot readily be explained. It’s simply a fact of life that’s hard-wired into the brain of most human males. More girls, especially all at once, is better… in fantasy land at least. But, what about in reality?

The first thing that needs to be pointed out is that while it’s evident to you the reader that a girl-girl-guy three-way sexual encounter is a major milestone of sexual conquest, it’s also perfectly clear to most women as well. Women will use this fact against you. I personally have been sucked into this blackhole on more than one occasion (details are coming later in this article).

The second thing to consider is that fantasy rarely involves real personalities. Guys have enough trouble getting along with one girl, much less two in the same room. It’s even worse if those two girls have their cycles in perfect lunar alignment. Then the girls have to get along with each other and feel like sharing the guy. This may sound like a joke, but it’s important if you really want to make your fantasy a reality some day.

So you want to have two girls simultaneously? Really? Here are some facts to consider before you get all obsessed.

First, women can be manipulative (sorry ladies, but you know it’s true). If you talk too much about this idea they will use your fantasy against you. They’ll tell you no way and later lure you into thinking that you’re about to get your dream night when it’s most convenient for them. At this point you’ll do or say anything to let the situation continue, and then reality will crash into you like a frigid tidal wave. We all know this kind of thing happens at strip clubs, but yes this happens with other girls too.

Suffice it to say I’ve been around a little bit and in that time I probably got played as much as I scored. But this is particularly true in the ménage trois sense. I’ve known girls who had special “bar tricks” that would get the attention of all male genitalia in the establishment and I’ve known girls who could talk a mind-blowing game about threesomes without any intention of every executing any aspect of this game.

I was played by two girls and then spit out before it could go anywhere. I was lured in by a co-worker with talk of having her and another girl at the same time. I even had an ex-girlfriend try to patch up our relationship by expressing her willingness to involve one of her girlfriends (a specific one, no less).

I must admit that in all of those cases I did get the girl in bed, but only that girl. I guess that’s something, right? Clearly there are girls who are willing to be involved in threesomes outside of pay-for-play or porno movie deals. But the vast majority talk a great game, suck you in (figuratively) and then spit you out (perhaps not so figuratively) before any other girl can become involved.

This is a great strategy for girls who want to patch up a relationship. Expressing an openness to tangle with another hot girl will almost assuredly bring you back panting. What you need to be aware of is how infrequently such a “plan” is executed. Typically the girl will get the ex back and then back off on her two-girl deal.

By my count about half the women I’ve been close to will indicate a willingness to bring another girl into a situation, but a very tiny percentage will go through with it. The fact that any of them will go through with it still leaves hope.

Then we have the second unpleasant reality. That is what happens when she miraculously does go through it… Three can be a crowd.

I once had a girl tell me I could have a threesome with her and another girl once, or we could have a real relationship. For some reason I chose the relationship and it was probably the stupidest mistake I’ve ever made (and a waste of two years of my life). She was hot, but she was also batshit crazy. But damn was she good in the sack. I digress…

I will admit that most of my encounters that came close to a threesome did end up with pretty good one-on-one intimacy… probably because I was so riled up and she was so pleased with herself at manipulating me.

I really hate to shatter your illusions, but as a man you need to know what’s really in store when you do find that perfect girl who likes other girls… First of all, let’s assume you found a rare girl who really will involve another girl with you. Your major challenge is finding the second girl. Think about how long it took to find the first girl who likes girls and now recall you need to find the second girl before you lose the interest of the first… Next consider how difficult it is to get two people in the same place at the same time and in the mood to have sex. Yeah, it’s a challenge.

If your girl will help out, it’s about a million times easier. For whatever reason girls can pick up girls much more easily than a guy can. If she relies on you to bring a second willing girl, just assume it’s never going to happen.

The funny thing is that it’s more likely to happen by accident than anything else. So I don’t suggest you spend too much effort trying. Despite all my years of efforts, my first real threesome experience happened entirely by accident. I was so befuddled that at first I was doing everything I could to prevent it. I thought for sure the girl I knew was going to get really pissed off at the second girl, who I had just met. But then, one bottle of vodka later, it just spontaneously turned into the set of a porno movie. It was pure insanity.

Let’s keep it real here and talk for a second about how that all turned out. The girl I didn’t know very well went from screaming how great it was (she kept yelling about how her boyfriend never “achieved” anything like that) to puking her guts out all over the floor and freaking out that she’d cheated on her boyfriend. There was a third girl who had locked herself in the bathroom during the affair. She emerged rather unhappy. It actually continued to get worse but I’ll spare you the details.

I had another opportunity for a threesome where girl number one was about to kick things off in a most graphical way, only to get physically shoved aside by girl number two who insisted on having her turn first. This catastrophe in the making was also inspired by a couple of liters of distilled spirits. Within minutes girl number one was vomiting all over me and my bed. Yes, being covered in vomit will put an immediate and disturbing end to your fantasy.

All I’m saying here is that I’m a guy and I share your fantasy. I’ve been fortunate enough to have a number of opportunities and even a few “successful” executions, but I’ve rarely seen anything close to the fantasies my brain can cook up.

So there’s absolutely nothing wrong with having this fantasy in mind, just don’t let it influence critical decisions and don’t let girls use it against you… because they will try. Also keep in mind that naked women don’t usually get along very well when there is a single erect penis in the room. Jealously and other ugly emotions tend to wreak havoc on your fantasies. The final note is that you need to be prepared to perform for two ladies. Depending on your personality and experience level, it could be a little weird at least.

Best of luck to you in obtaining those fantasies. Live the dream my friend. Just don’t let it use you. Please feel free to leave your threesome stories (good and bad) below in the comments section.

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