Man's Take Magazine

One Man’s Pursuit of Heat

By Maxwell G. Moore The pursuit of heat is the fundamental calling of a man… especially this particular man. Perhaps I’m still a cave man at heart trying to reinvent fire, but warmth is king in my world. Considering that most of the universe around us is either mind-bogglingly frigid or nuclear meltdown hot, we’re [...]

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Jury Duty: Working Man’s Nightmare

I consider myself an upstanding citizen with a strong patriotic streak. I believe that in the United States our justice system is solid. It’s certainly not without flaws, but generally it works. Let’s face it… for all its warts, it’s a vast improvement over many other countries. Even so I still get a little flutter [...]

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The Naughty Nurse Fantasy – Can it really happen?

Picture a typical middle-aged male who has been gravely injured in a bizarre pitchfork accident. He is recovering in a local hospital and trapped in a bed for several days. Our hero, let’s call him Phil, has managed to fight off the nurses who want to insert a Foley catheter into his penis. This is [...]

Truly Manly Drink – Black Russian

Introducing the Pure Liquor Mixed Drink Rule for Manly Drinkers… When you order a typical mixed drink, you’re leaving the strength of that drink entirely up to the bartender. Chances are there is a proper glass used in that establishment for the drink you’ve ordered, but the proportion of liquor to mixer (juice, soda, milk, [...]

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Dominant Traits of the 21st Century

By Maxwell G. Moore Editor-in-Chief Man’s Take Magazine Before you get all pissed off about how this article unfairly portrays you and your generation– oh wait, I just remembered something… I don’t care if this article pisses you off. That’s what I’m here for! Let me try that again: before you get all pissed off [...]