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One Man’s Pursuit of Heat

By Maxwell G. Moore The pursuit of heat is the fundamental calling of a man… especially this particular man. Perhaps I’m still a cave man at heart trying to reinvent fire, but warmth is king in my world. Considering that most of the universe around us is either mind-bogglingly frigid or nuclear meltdown hot, we’re [...]

Jury Duty: Working Man’s Nightmare

I consider myself an upstanding citizen with a strong patriotic streak. I believe that in the United States our justice system is solid. It’s certainly not without flaws, but generally it works. Let’s face it… for all its warts, it’s a vast improvement over many other countries. Even so I still get a little flutter [...]

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Dominant Traits of the 21st Century

By Maxwell G. Moore Editor-in-Chief Man’s Take Magazine Before you get all pissed off about how this article unfairly portrays you and your generation– oh wait, I just remembered something… I don’t care if this article pisses you off. That’s what I’m here for! Let me try that again: before you get all pissed off [...]

Speeding Tickets, Traffic Tickets, and Other Driving Adventures

At least to some extent, certain tendencies are hard-wired into the brains of our male species. One such behavior is the “need for speed.” Of course this isn’t limited to only men, but generally more men seek out the rush of speed. I think it’s a testosterone thing. Perhaps it’s correlated to danger, or perhaps [...]

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Pussification of Men Worldwide

Our society has been swept over by a tidal wave of insecurity, distrust, and cowardice. This surge of negativity has eroded away our manliness, leaving only the mushy center of a being that could have developed into a real man. This is the pussification of the entire male sex. The term pussification and the concept [...]

The Curse of Valuable Skills

How Computer Geeks, Doctors, Lawyers, Carpenters, Plumbers, and many others get screwed weekly Picture this… Saturday finally rolls around and you plan to cut the grass and chill by the television for a couple of hours. It’s been a long week and you are so tired of work you can’t see straight. You’re also tired [...]

Why Men Can’t Understand Women

 Are Women Crazy?  There are some interesting puzzles out there waiting to be solved. I personally would rather solve the mysteries of time travel, create a working model of cold fusion, and write a thesis on who built the pyramids before I tried to explain the mind of a human female. This bit of psychology [...]

Letter from the Editor

Maxwell G. Moore Editor-in-Chief Man’s Take Magazine My Fellow Man: This is a very exciting time for me, as the collective visions of my fabulous Man’s Take team and I are rapidly coming together into something very cool. You will truly be blown away by what we’re creating. We are stepping over every line in [...]